Saw this dead turtle on the west side of the South Gate of the Reservoir on Saturday.

Rat poison on a lawn just north of the MET. This is two days after Neal Calvanese told me they do not use poison anymore. Neal also said they are now using 'snap traps' instead of poison. I told him that squirrels are just as likely to be caught in 'snap traps'. He quickly said that squirrels cannot get trapped in them but he couldn't explain how a rat can be caught and not a squirrel. "We haven't caught a squirrel yet!" he said.
Now do you see whay I act like I do?
Neal and Doug, if you're going to lie at least compose a good sensible lie for me--at least grant me that.